porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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