Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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