i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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