There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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