So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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