I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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