super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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