Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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