She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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