He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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