Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I will pee on everything he values.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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