Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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