We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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