woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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