I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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