Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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