I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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