try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
