It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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