ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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