Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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