The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I know her cup size but not her name....
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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