Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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