I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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