brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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