Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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