I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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