he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
