David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I have post one night stand depression
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