Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I party with great urgency now.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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