Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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