nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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