you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
