See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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