So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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