Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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