Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Bring me that man meat
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
