Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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