put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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