im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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