i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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