we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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