I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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