how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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