I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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