My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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