Hey man sorry I got all grabby
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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