Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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