Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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