in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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