well you can't waste a boner
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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