Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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