I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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