I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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