I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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